TIP THE PROBE SQUAD

Keep the Probes Probing. Keep the Lube Flowing.

We probe for free. We go deep for free. We cop legal threats for free. But servers aren't free, and neither is the industrial quantity of coffee the Probe Squad runs on. Throw us some crumbs and we'll go even deeper.

Bitcoin — The OG

BTC

For boomers who still believe.

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Ethereum — L1 Chad

ETH

You'll pay more in gas than we'll get. Still worth it.

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Solana — Go Fast Or Go Home

SOL

Fast, cheap, and occasionally down — just like us.

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Base — Coinbase's Bet

ETH

For when ETH is too expensive but you still want to feel sophisticated.

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Polygon — The Bridge Builder

MATIC/POL

Rebrands faster than a startup founder.

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Sui — The New Hotness

SUI

For people who read a whitepaper once and never shut up about it.

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All donations are voluntary and non-refundable. No goods or services exchanged. No shares issued. If you send to the wrong chain that's on you — and frankly, we'll laugh.

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