CRITICS LOVE US
As Seen In
Reviews from the industry's most respected publications. And also Hacker News. And one guy's LinkedIn who got fired the next day.
CryptoTwitter (banned)
“TradeAnal's copy department needs an exorcist and a lawyer.”
Our Mum's Basement
“We're so proud. We just wish they'd use cleaner language.”
The SEC (allegedly)
“We're watching them. Closely. Very closely. Maybe too closely.”
Hacker News
“I hate it. I can't stop using it. My wife is threatening to leave me.”
r/wallstreetbets
“Finally an ANALytics platform that speaks our language. We love depth. We love pain. This gives us both.”
A Guy On Discord
“TradeAnal showed me my ex was moving size on Binance. I owe them my life and my remaining dignity.”
Coindesk (before they noticed the name)
“One of the more ambitious market-structure platforms to launch in 2026.”
The Financial Times (off the record)
“No comment. Please take us off your email list.”
DEGENS LOVE US
Real Quotes From Real Degens
Screenshots available on request. All testimonials are 100% real and 100% legally defensible (our lawyer said so).
“TradeAnal showed me depths I didn't know existed in my own portfolio.”
“Finally, a platform that probes as hard as I do on weekends.”
“I came for the wash detection. I stayed for the unhinged copy. I am never leaving.”
“My wife's boyfriend says TradeAnal is the best thing since sliced bread. He uses it at our house.”
“I used to think my ANALysis was HARD. Then I found TradeAnal. Now I know what hard actually means.”
“I showed my portfolio to TradeAnal and it laughed. Then it made me money.”
“10/10. Would probe again. And again. And again. Someone stop me.”
“My therapist says I need to log off. TradeAnal says one more trade. Guess who's winning.”
* all press quotes are either real, real-ish, or aspirationally real. our lawyer is on holiday.